Monday, July 26, 2010

HKAC to NBB: Worry About Your Own Shorts

The following interview was excerpted from Gaffer 2000: Eight Years of Turning Heads at RTB.

Interviewer: You participated in a special company's shorts demo last year, is that right?

Gaffer 2000: Oh, I participated, but I think the shorts did not. I found them, let's say...restrictive.

I: Didn't the race director field multiple complaints about your personal uniform? And I quote: "I can tell he's circumsized from 50 yards out."

G2000: There's a lot of pressure to give the people what they want, mmm'kay?

I: Is there anything in the works for this year?

G2000: HKAC is planning a short swap for leg 30 this year. It's part of a "custom" line I've been working on. But don't tell no one. It's a secret.

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Friday, July 23, 2010

C.H. Huggleworth Declared: Best HKAC Member EVER!

In a recent gallop poll taken by the United States Office of Commerce C.H. Hugglesworth was found to be "The Best HKAC Member EVER!" 147% of all Americans would like to see C.H. Hugglesworth (The Hugginator as he is known to friends) boosted from his 7 year position as Assistant to the Assistant to the Team Captain of Team Spirit to the Official Team Captain of Team Spirit.

"He's funnier than Knapp. He has better leadership skills than Peterson. And he's just plain better looking than all the rest of us. I think he deserves it." said Johnny "the rocket" Rogers at a recent pre-race press conference.

There you have it folks. C.H. Hugglesworth Declared: Best HKAC Member EVER!