Tuesday, September 16, 2008

I sleep diagonal in my bed?

I share the above photo with you, and will let you draw your own conclusions about the state of HKAC 2008. (We are currently in search of a Rupples-ized finish line shot.) I also share this photo with you, which I believe sums up our race expertly:

That's all I have to say about that.
Finally, this team member awoke at 3:00 AM on Monday morning to find himself positioned with head at the foot and feet at the head of the bed...diagonal. The diagonal thrust is what awakened Sausage McRowley, who in turn woke me up. "Wha happun?" I asked in post-RTB stupor. I am still looking for answers.
Please share your RTB queries and quandries, such as: did Gaffer 2000 actually show up at work with his Kentucky Mudflap on Monday?


Hugglesworth said...

Best damn team photo yet. Chesticles' longing look into the distance is a mark of his true stardom.

Pic. #2- That was the closest I got to those ladies and I didn't even know they were there. Asian girl tried to throw me in the water. Luckily she weighs in at a wopping 4 lbs. Did the other two have their tongues removed at birth or were they hold overs from the german national team and didn't speak Englaise? Hired guns is a cheap way to win.

Go kitties.

Anonymous said...

If you look closely, you can tell that Gaffer 2000 is sporting the same snug bunhuggers as the ladies from NB-B.