An Original

by Chrissy Huggie

Johnny Crotch Rocket

Jocked his rotch in my crocket

What the sprocket,

Fudgie McRocket?

Puss Came Dancing Out of a Barn

As told by Little Hugbottoms and Peter Panders Peckerson, to Brandy Brendy Dingleroot:

The Cock and the Hen

As read by C.H. Hugglesworth, to Prof. Rumplicious, D.M.D.:

A Cherry

As told by Trudy McBedpans to Hey Bear:

A Cherry

As I went through the garden gap,

Who should I meet but Dick Redcap!

A stick in his hand, a stone in his throat -

If you'll tell me this riddle, I'll

give you a groat.

Bobby Shaftoe

As told by Hildo to Johnny Rocko:

Bobby Shaftoe

Bobby Shaftoe's gone to sea,

With silver buckles on his knee:

He'll come back and marry me,

Pretty Bobby Shaftoe!

Bobby Shaftoe's fat and fair,

Combing down his yellow hair;

He's my love everymore,

Pretty Bobby Shaftoe.

Little Pussy

As told by Gaffer 2000, to Senor Hugglesworth Jr. w/ cheese:

Little Pussy

I like little Pussy,

Her coat is so warm,

And if I don't hurt her,

She'll do me no harm;

So I'll not pull her tail,

Nor drive her away,

But Pussy and I

Very gently will play.

The Real Mother Goose

As told by Hugglesworth, to Gaffer 2000, on this holiest of holy holidays:

Clap Handies

Clap, clap handies,

Mammie's wee, wee ain;

Clap, clap handies,

Daddie's comin' hame,

Hame till his bonny wee bit laddie;

Clap, clap handies,

My wee, wee ain.